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[man] <i>♪ Who's gonna help ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When the danger overwhelms ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the mysteries
Are piled high ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who's gonna be around
Never gonna let you down ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you're on a wild ride? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Your friends are
Always by your side ♪</i>

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[chorus]
<i>♪ It's Craig of the Creek
He's gonna save the day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's Craig of the Creek
He's gonna save the day ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's Craig of the Creek ♪</i>

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- Ahh!
- Quick, Craig! Grab 'em!

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[panting] Okay, okay, okay.

12
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Huh.

13
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What to do?

14
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[gasps] Oh!

15
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Nah, too wacky.

16
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[sighing in despair]

17
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[both screaming, yelping]

18
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JP, I need this bucket
for my spider pinata.

19
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No!

20
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What? Why not?

21
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It's where I keep
my bucket list.

22
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Huh? What's a bucket list?

23
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JP, is there something
you need to tell us?

24
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[chuckles] What? No.

25
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Listen, remember
when I dislocated my shoulder
wrestling those squirrels?

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I do, actually.

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Are the squirrels
threatening you?

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What? No.

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After she set the bone
back into place,

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Laura suggested
that whenever
I have a wild idea,

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instead of just running off
and doing it,

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I should write it down
and ask myself,
"Is this a good idea?"

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If the answer is not,
"Absolutely yes,"

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I just leave it in the bucket.

35
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Hmmm. Some of these ideas
are, kind of, dangerous

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or physically impossible
considering the way
reality works.

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- Let's do 'em all!
- Yeah!

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I don't know, guys.
I'm gonna have to think
long and hard about this.

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- Is this a good idea?
- Absolutely yes.

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Okay! Let's do it!

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[all cheering]

42
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Although, if there's anything
on there with squirrels,
we're skipping it.

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You bunch of sore losers!

44
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[chittering]

45
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All right. First idea
on your bucket list is...
[clears throat]

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[mimicking JP's voice]
"Swim with sharks."

47
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Whoa! Was that supposed
to be JP?

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Ooh. That was good.

49
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Yeah. I've always felt
like I'd get along with sharks.

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They got beady little eyes
like me

51
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and multiple rows of teeth

52
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like me!

53
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But how are we gonna
find sharks
on such short notice?

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This time of year,
it's mostly lemon sharks
off the coast,

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and I'm not even
getting out of bed
if it's not a hammerhead.

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[in normal voice]
I know where to find
a couple of sharks.

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[laughs heartily] Yeah!

58
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Wow. It was nice
of the loan sharks
to come over for a swim.

59
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All right. Time's up.

60
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That'll be five Choco rolls.

61
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Oh. [chuckles nervously]

62
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Wow. I think
I forgot my purse at home.

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Do you take IOU's?

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No.

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We take collateral.

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[stuttering] What's collateral?

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[stuttering]
What are you doing?
[screaming]

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I guess the stump
was collateral.

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Hey, at least we've managed
to cross something off
your bucket list.

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Yeah. Maybe these ideas
weren't so crazy after all.

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On to the next!

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[in deep voice]
"I want to control time."

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[in normal voice]
Um, JP, you say it.

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Okay. [clears throat]

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Wait. What am I...
What am I saying?

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Your second... The second line.

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Oh. I want to control time.

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[mimicking JP's voice]
I want to control time.

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[laughing] Ooh. That was good.

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Yeah, I mean,
who wouldn't want to?

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You could make it go forwards
then flip it and reverse it.

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See evolution happen,

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and then unhappen.

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Leave it on Australopithecus
for a while.

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What were we talking about?

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[in normal voice]
I think I know who can help.

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[Beth] I can't believe
I get to keep this.

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[clock cooing]

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So, Beth, what do you say?

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Okay.

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Just make sure
he doesn't go mad with power.

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- [inhales]
- [tuba blowing]

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Dinner time!

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[all groaning]

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Just kidding. It's only 12:30.

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[all sigh in relief]

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Or is it?

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- What's going on?
- What's he talking about?

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Nah. I'm kidding.
It is 12:30...

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Thousand.

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That's not a time.

102
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In the future, it is.

103
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Welcome to the 31st century,
you small-minded babies.

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Now put on your hover jacket!

105
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Quit playing with our emotions.
Just tell us what time it is.

106
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It's whatever time I say it is!

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I'm the keeper of time now,

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and I reign supreme
over the entire
fourth dimension!

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[fast-paced chatter]

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[screaming] What?

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[laughing maniacally]

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All right! I warned you!
Hand over the sousaphone.

113
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Oh. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

114
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That's... probably good.
[chuckles]

115
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Timekeeping sure is fun,

116
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[sighs] but I don't know
how you do it.

117
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I try to be accurate...

118
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about time.

119
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Another JP dream fulfilled.

120
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What's next, Craig.

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[clears throat]

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[mimicking JP's voice]
"Get a sandwich named
after me."

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[both exclaiming] Tien!

124
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[Tien] Hmmm.

125
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[sighs softly]
Something's missing.

126
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Mmm.

127
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Is it some crunch,
some acidity?

128
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Hmmm?

129
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So why do you wanna be
a sandwich?

130
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Look, I don't wanna bring down
the mood or anything, but...

131
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I'm gonna be
in the 7th grade soon.

132
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And it just
got me thinking, like,

133
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"How am I gonna be remembered?"

134
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And I thought
monuments may crumble,
photographs may fade,

135
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but a good sandwich...
that stays with you forever.

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Wow.

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So looking at the menu,

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it seems like they only name
a dish after the chef
who came up with it.

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Unless you're a hero like me.

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[JP reading]

141
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[Craig] It's a grilled cheese
with chocolate rolls for bread.

142
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I would never eat it,

143
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but still I'm honored.

144
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So I got to do
something heroic, like...

145
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like putting my dishes
in the sink.

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[chuckles] I don't know, guys.

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I think you've
got to save someone's life
to be a hero.

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Save someone's life?

149
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I'm just some guy.

150
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Uh, JP?

151
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[JP] Luckily,
Silver Fist is here!

152
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Watch out! That knife is sharp!

153
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Psst.

154
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Too much salt
is bad for your heart.

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[screaming]

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[oven dings]

157
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Are you wearing oven mitts?

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[Tien gasps]

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[slurps] Mmm.

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[JP] Um...

161
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It was JP!

162
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Hey, don't blame me,
Silver Fist.

163
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JP, you clumsy genius.
You did it!

164
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Oh... What?

165
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Today, we have for you
my latest creation,

166
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the JP Banh Mi.

167
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[gasps, chomps]

168
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My legacy. It's delicious.
[sniffles]

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Thank you.

170
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Thank you for the inspiration.

171
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Oh, and, Craig.
Don't think I forgot about you.

172
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A fresh Craig-Wich
on the house.

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[chuckles nervously] Thank you.

174
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Go ahead. Take a bite.

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- I'm sorry.
- Take a bite.

176
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- Right now?
- Take a bite.

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[chuckles nervously] Okay.

178
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[chomps]

179
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Mmm-mmm. Delicious!

180
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[chuckles] Thanks.

181
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Enjoy your meals.

182
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What meal?
He didn't even take my order.

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[Kelsey clears throat]

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[in deep voice]
"Do a demolition derby
where our body..."

185
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[in normal voice]
JP, could you do your voice?

186
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Oh, uh...
Do a demolition derby!

187
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Okay. Got it.

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[mimicking JP's voice]
"Do a demolition Derby
where our bodies are the cars

189
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and cars crash into each other,
and it's fun."

190
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[clears throat]

191
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[in normal voice]
You ready, JP?

192
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Ready.

193
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Okay! Show us how it's...

194
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[JP] Done.

195
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See? Easy. Now it's your turn.

196
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All right.
I guess we just, uh...

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[both grunting]

198
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[both screaming]

199
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[Kelsey] My bones!

200
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[both screaming]

201
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[horns honking]

202
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Why didn't you tell us
it felt like that.

203
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Well, to be fair,
I definitely told you guys
to stretch.

204
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Oh, my gosh.
I didn't tell you guys
to stretch.

205
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I am so sorry.

206
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[Omar]
The Creek Demolition Derby
is ready to begin.

207
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Drivers start your engines.

208
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- [Maney] Three... two... one.
- [engine noises]

209
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Go!

210
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- [tires screeching]
- [crashes]

211
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[all laughing]

212
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[all sighing]

213
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Huh. I think I lost
one of my tires.

214
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Hey, did somebody's bumper
fall off?

215
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- Uh-oh.
- [Maney neighing]

216
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Okay. So you wanna do
this one together?

217
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Oh, yeah. [clears throat]

218
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[both mimicking JP's voice]
"Do comedy
at a fancy establishment."

219
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Nice. Yeah.

220
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But I don't know guys.

221
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I'm... I'm just
a working-class man

222
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from the mean streets
of Herkleton.

223
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Who's gonna book
someone like me
to do a comedy act?

224
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[JP laughs] Thanks again
for having me here
at the Baby Casino,

225
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but I'm serious, folks.

226
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Grown-ups always going on about
patty cake, patty cake.

227
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Hey, when are you gonna
bake me a cake?

228
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I'm starving.

229
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[laughing]

230
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And none of that
fruitcake mess.

231
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Gonna have my butt
flying off the toilet
like I'm on a Bouncy castle!

232
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[blows raspberry]

233
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[laughing]

234
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[gags]

235
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[continues laughing]

236
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[laughs]

237
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But you know
what the best thing is
after a nice slice of cake?

238
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A nap time.

239
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[laughs hysterically]

240
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[clears throat] Hmmm.

241
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Whoa. Touchy crowd tonight.

242
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What's wrong?
You got a diaper rash
or something?

243
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[crying]

244
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Oh. Come on.
I mean, we all get it.
We all get it sometimes.

245
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Hey, I know Big Baby knows
what I'm talking about.

246
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I bet that butt's a' blazing.
[chuckles]

247
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[siren wailing]

248
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I appreciate you
gentlemen for the escort.

249
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- [yelps]
- [thuds]

250
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[groans softly]

251
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[all exclaiming] JP!

252
00:09:53,988 --> 00:09:55,123
Don't worry.
I thought you were hilarious.

253
00:09:55,123 --> 00:09:56,793
Are you okay?

254
00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,797
Am I okay?

255
00:09:58,797 --> 00:10:01,035
I feel like amazing!

256
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,072
I knocked down
two dreams at once!

257
00:10:08,449 --> 00:10:10,420
There. Good as new.

258
00:10:10,420 --> 00:10:13,226
Wow.
We need everything on the list.

259
00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:14,428
Thanks, you guys.

260
00:10:14,428 --> 00:10:17,034
No, JP. Thank you,

261
00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:19,371
because today was so much fun.

262
00:10:19,371 --> 00:10:21,275
Heck,
Mortimor's still a helicopter.

263
00:10:21,275 --> 00:10:23,781
- [whirring]
- [rustling]

264
00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:27,020
You've got good ideas, JP.
I'm glad you wrote 'em down.

265
00:10:28,055 --> 00:10:29,058
[sighs]

266
00:10:29,058 --> 00:10:30,427
What's wrong?

267
00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:32,899
It's just... I'm a little sad
it's over.

268
00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:33,834
Huh...

269
00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,805
let's make a new list.

270
00:10:35,805 --> 00:10:39,746
What if we dug tunnels
between all of our houses
and the creek.

271
00:10:39,746 --> 00:10:42,251
Yeah, like a... a Creek Subway.

272
00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,388
[gasps] I got one.

273
00:10:44,388 --> 00:10:46,392
Let's stop the moon.

274
00:10:46,392 --> 00:10:47,962
From what?

275
00:10:47,962 --> 00:10:50,768
From making more werewolves.

276
00:10:50,768 --> 00:10:53,039
[laughs] Sign me up.

277
00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:55,210
[Mortimor chirping]

278
00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:57,481
Mortimor, that's illegal.

279
00:10:57,481 --> 00:10:59,451
I like where your head's at.
Let's do it.

280
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,088
[Mortimor chirping]

281
00:11:03,225 --> 00:11:06,867
<i>♪ When it's time
To go to bed ♪</i>

282
00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,269
<i>♪ I know ♪</i>

283
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:11,042
<i>♪ You don't have
To feel alone ♪</i>

284
00:11:11,042 --> 00:11:15,885
<i>♪ 'Cause I'll see you tomorrow
At the creek ♪</i>

285
00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:18,088
Just like I drew it.


